Jack walten

Jack walten is married to rosemary walten and has 3 kids. Ed walten, molly walten, and sophie walten. He has a burger restaurant with his best friend Felix kranken. Jack walten went missing after Felix kranken Tokyo drifted because Ed and Molly were talking about fnaf gacha life videos and ended up killing them. Then his wife, rosemary walten gets dismembered like the spider in my bathroom and stuffed into a sheep animatronic named sha. People think jack is in the animatronic named bon but idk lol

Noob: Hey who's jack walten?

Fruit: a character from the walten files.

Noob: oh okay.... What's the walten files?

Fruit: files about the walten nah just kidding, it's a series on YouTube made by Martin walls.

by Your cool dad louis July 28, 2021

Jack O'Dolan

Jack O'Dolan is an irish teacher who prays to potatoes and has different coloured jumpers for ANY situation. Everyone loves him. You just can't not love him. Not in a weird way though.

Hey there Jack O'Dolan! Oops, sorry Mr O'Dolan.

by raddest_kid_around67 January 24, 2019

Jack's Mannequin

The amazing side-project of Something Corporate's front man, Andrew McMahon. Everything In Transit, "A concept album exploring his return to the hometown he left to pursue his music career with Something Corporate". The album was released on August 23, 2005. The songs are amazingly written and everyone can find someting to relate to. Buy the CD!!

If Jack's Mannequin came in powder form, I'd sniff it. - Anonymous

by Ashley (JM/SOCO enthus.) September 11, 2005

jack sparrow

A sexy, slightly mad pirate.

"That guy is such a Jack Sparrow!"

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Jack Barakat

the amazingly cute, and halarious lead guitarist of the best band, All Time Low.

Jack Barakat: I'm really good at guitar, excpet for when i actually play.

by ALL13 September 30, 2008

candle jack

Candle Jack is a villian from the WB show, "Freakzoid". He abducts anyone who says his na

You idiots, candle jack isn't real. I can say it all I wan

by m0d August 14, 2006

Jack White

A truly great guitarist and member of the rock duo The White Stripes (which he formed along with Meg White), The Raconteurs and The Dead Weather. Jack's skills on guitar and penchant for the Digitech Whammy use during his solos, combined with Meg's simple yet effective drumming capture a very primal sound, immersed in the bands unique punk/blues fusion. Has an appreciation (along with Meg) for the Dutch art movement De Stijl, which influenced the trademark colour scheme and dynamics of the bands music and on-stage appearence. Also demonstrates that less is more is still a valid technical standpoint. He is also a talented songwriter, and is quite possibly the modern equivalent of the guitar gods of old, frequently being ranked as one of the greatest guitar players of recent times. Long live Jack White :)

Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: Jack White!

by Firelovesugar July 20, 2010