Jake Paul

A bitch who thinks its funny to joke around about women getting assaulted, takes twenty percent of his "friends" earnings, desperate as fuck for views yet is ungrateful for his 10 year old Disney fans who pay him, confused why multiple modeling companies denied him, womanizer, dumbass, and basically an Ohio white that tries to copy off of Logan Paul his successful brother but sadly didn't glow up.

"Who's Jake Paul?"
"A species of snake."

by SnakeExterminator September 17, 2017

Jake Ryan

When you pick up a guy that is clearly hotter than you. From the movie, Sixteen Candles.

Girl 1: What happened to you last night?
Girl 2: I totally bagged myself a Jake Ryan!

by tokenblackkid August 3, 2007

jake brake

Short for the Jacobs Engine Brake, a secondary braking system used on large deisel trucks like fire engines. Used with automatic transmissions, usually on trucks that carry a heavy load. The system uses the compression of the engine as resistance to slow the drivetrain. Beneficial because it reduces wear and overheating problems with brakes. Causes the engine to make a great deep sound that can be heard all around.

I would have burned the brakes right off that rig if it weren't for the Jake on there.
We were going down the hill in this neighborhood and when the Jake Brake kicked, the sound set everyone's car alarm off.

by Firemaneric April 30, 2006

Jake Paul

A fucking dickhead

Jake paul is a fucking dickhead

by Dabbing on the haters August 13, 2017

Jake paul

A white boy who has no life does stupid things in his videos on YouTube I don't know why people like him tho he's a weird ass white boy and clearly gets his fame from his brother @loganpaul

Jake paul sucks

by Whiteboyjakepaul1991 July 21, 2017

Jake Paul

A YouTuber who became famous because Disney paid YouTube to promote him. He has a brother Logan Paul and is constantly having feuds with him. He releases crappy diss tracks and weird songs and because he can't sing like Logan, he stuck with rapping. He has brainwashed the world and his fanbase is a bunch of 10-year-old children.

"Jake Paul is the best!" said a misled 10-year-old before being beaten up.

by The Definer of Random Rubbish September 6, 2017

Jake Paul

A freaking idiot that makes crapy songs and gets 7 million subscribers off of it

Jake Paul aka idiot

by Johny honny July 17, 2017