Jack walten is married to rosemary walten and has 3 kids. Ed walten, molly walten, and sophie walten. He has a burger restaurant with his best friend Felix kranken. Jack walten went missing after Felix kranken Tokyo drifted because Ed and Molly were talking about fnaf gacha life videos and ended up killing them. Then his wife, rosemary walten gets dismembered like the spider in my bathroom and stuffed into a sheep animatronic named sha. People think jack is in the animatronic named bon but idk lol
Noob: Hey who's jack walten?
Fruit: a character from the walten files.
Noob: oh okay.... What's the walten files?
Fruit: files about the walten nah just kidding, it's a series on YouTube made by Martin walls.
Fruit: a character from the walten files.
Noob: oh okay.... What's the walten files?
Fruit: files about the walten nah just kidding, it's a series on YouTube made by Martin walls.
by Your cool dad louis July 28, 2021
If you ever see a jack lakershea, run!,These vile creatures normally prey on children at least half their age and are know to scratch.They over weight thier prey and will and i repeat will touch the children A LOt. Don’t name you child jacks and most certainly don’t name thier last name lakershea or else they will grow up to Catfish children on roblox.
by Butthole=Jack November 09, 2021
by boosac May 21, 2020
The amazing side-project of Something Corporate's front man, Andrew McMahon. Everything In Transit, "A concept album exploring his return to the hometown he left to pursue his music career with Something Corporate". The album was released on August 23, 2005. The songs are amazingly written and everyone can find someting to relate to. Buy the CD!!
by Ashley (JM/SOCO enthus.) August 30, 2005
Jack is a simple guy. He’s amazing at sports, loves to get into or start drama, has middle school acne skin, and try’s to get all the girls. He’s trustworthy depending on the person. But he'll use u when he wants something. Be careful with him.
by Pepeman101 November 11, 2018
by nouihjio May 29, 2017
Jack is a name for someone who is a fat wilder beast who nobody wants to come into contact with just in case they catch the popular disease known as "type 2 diabetes" they are also annoying as fuck and are as smart as a seal; in which they are known for looking like
Do not go near a jack or your life will be ruined forever
Do not go near a jack or your life will be ruined forever
by BigDonny123 October 01, 2018