Father

an object that is very difficult to achieve

"Where is my FATHER?"

by That One Stupid Kid January 21, 2023

Father

A person who always leaves to get milk for no fucking reason at all and will only come back when you become famous.

Father: Alright son Ima head out and get the milk
Me: But we got milk 2 hours ago
Father: You know me, you can never have too much milk!
Me: He’s not getting milk

by Amogusss June 13, 2022

father

It is only the male that has contributed to the realization of one or more pregnancies through his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

by Yornol April 06, 2023

Father

He left long ago.

Hey dad im a fur...
Father Leaves

by August 14, 2022

Father

Someone who went to get milk and never came back.

Mike: Yo Stanley, where's your dad?
Stanley: He went to get milk. He hasn't been back for the past 10 years.
Mike: OH! HE'S A FATHER!

by URBBY August 24, 2021

father

Male who provided his semen for the generation of other living beings.

My father is a good person.

by Samsonic September 09, 2023

father

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Father.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024