March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022

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9/11

The best fireworks display America has had in a long time

John:Dude were you at 9/11 Obama:ye it was a blast

by Dr P phile October 22, 2019

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december 9

December 9th is when u tell Lola u have a crush on her

ah fuck its december 9th i gotta tell Lola i like her now

by told me not to use my realname December 9, 2020

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9/11

buzzkill; when you are high, something hits you, no longer high

Was high as balls, then Caleb called and 9/11'ed me with some bullshit

by 666tacos September 11, 2020

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june 9

National appreciate your favorite cousin day

june 9 is when i can show off my favorite cousin

by hnfygb June 9, 2022

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International Punch People With Names That Start With S and End with A Day!

People with names that start with "S" and end with "A" (like Sophia, Sara, Savanna, Serena, Stella, etc.) are usually toxic and annoying, so they deserve a good punch to the face.

Serena: um.. Why are you looking at me and laughing??
y/n: It's November 9...You know what that means..
*punch*

by awesrtyuiop[l;kjhgcfxd November 10, 2020

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