December 3rd

National apple juice day

DAVE: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking december 3rd up in here

by frustracean December 7, 2021

3rd World

Poor Country

I feel bad for the 3rd World

by 459395 March 13, 2022

3rd Floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the 3rd floor.

by eggplantsucks June 7, 2018

December 3rd

The day Juan “manny” Flores was born, he’s got the biggest cock on planet earth and he will go down as a legend -Larry bittleman of the year 2036

December 3rd is the day we worship the almighty juan flores

by Won’t let me use my real name November 23, 2021

May 3rd

National give your girlfriend a kiss on the lips day

Dude, it’s May 3rd! Go kiss your girl!

by Guria S May 2, 2022

December 3rd

Kiss your Boyfriend day!

Bf: Hey babe its December 3rd you know what that means right?
Gf: No...
Bf: its national kiss your boyfriend day today. ;)
Gf: (kisses)
Bf: <3

by cringeoid December 1, 2021

February 3rd

National boys ask their crush out day! You should give them a hug first and if they say yes, your hoodie!

Max- it’s February 3rd!
Kate- so what?
Max-* hugs Kate

Kate- ummm k
Max- Kate will u be my girl

by Brat77777777491 February 2, 2022