October 22

National wipe your ass and throw the toilet paper at a girl day

Mmm yeah it’s October 22 time to throw dirty toilet paper at some hoes

by Smexy Irish Bot October 21, 2019

October 22

Slap your shortest best friend

Average height friend :imma slap you
Short friend:why
Average height friend :because its October 22
"Slaps"
Short friend:ohh

by Mmh_Chipotle October 21, 2019

December 22

National Phoebe Day! If your name is Phoebe make the most of it and have a good time!!

Person 1: Be happy!!!

Phoebe: Why?!

Person 1: It’s December 22, National Phoebe Day!!!

by Stefaniarionagon November 3, 2019

December 22

National tell your bestie how much you love them day!

"Hey bestie yknow what time it is?" "no?" "its December 22!! Love you bestie" "uhm ok.."

by HeheGrinchBeeetch December 25, 2021

May 22

National hug your crush day

It’s may 22 so it’s time for a hug

by Willyblakes May 21, 2024

October 22, national tobey slap day.

This day, tobey can slap anyone.

Ay bro. ITs October 22, national tobey slap day. mind if I Tobey slap ya?

by TObeySlapDay October 22, 2020

Mr. 22

Usually a rabid gooner who treats females questionably by and has plenty of tonsil stones

“Yo that’s Mr. 22 didn’t he get took advantage of by Greta and DM Mimi if he should shave the nuts?”
“Ewwwww Mr. 22? Heard his breath smells like shit cuz of tonsil stones”

by Reactz October 22, 2025