Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

by Glazier_Status August 19, 2015

fupanza Smash

Smashing people named Jason with your stomach

Jason was being so siiiick so I Fupanza Smashed him

by Laganja March 09, 2023

Smash Dat

To have sex with someone in an aggressive manner.

"See Janet over their, I'd Smash Dat!" -Friend 1
"Really?! I wouldn't! Too skinny for me," -Friend 2

by stay free March 10, 2015

smashing fuel

Burning off calories with vigorous exercise after eating a good steak and potatoes dinner…ie..sex or a brisk walk.

The wife and I burned off dinner “smashing fuel” …it was the best!! Shoulda felt those glow plugs burnin.

by Longshot Lee May 04, 2022

Geo-Smashing

The act of banging someone in the same geographical location that a friend has.

"Dude, Kyle is totally Geo-Smashing some rando on the same pool table Evan and Kelly banged on!"

by The Golden Rod February 08, 2020

Panic Smashing

When one panics so hard in a Video Game(mainly in MOBAS or MMO's) to a point where they audibly smash their keys that are either on cooldown or not casted yet.

You are Panic Smashing so badly that I can hear it through your mic.

by Shmequinox February 03, 2021

Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.

"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."

by Simon5025 October 10, 2012