HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks
by me duh44 October 16, 2023
Get the hump atticmug. A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
Get the dry hump wednesdaymug. by cupidmaximus September 7, 2022
Get the dry humpingmug. What you call someone who is lacking in the proper amount of force to properly hump with all their might.
"You looked pretty strong I didn't expect you to be such a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."
by IMassTerBaitDaily August 1, 2025
Get the Hump Chumpmug. 
by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023
Get the Humping the dogmug. by jono_theweirdo March 24, 2021
Get the humpmug.