jack off

Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.

Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.

Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?

by Davey Didoe May 26, 2018

Off One's Base

adj. A person that is crazy or behaving in idiotic ways

"you are so off one's base"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

Fuck off

When a teacher tells you to go line up after recess, you say fuck off

Teacher:Go line up
Student 1:Fuck off boomer

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

nathing off

being a bitch and asshole to everyone and getting mad if things dont go my way

I am being such a nathing off today.

by ReproX February 13, 2023

Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010

Cut that Brain off

To make stop overthinking from a situation

Na, overthinking. Just stop stay busy. Cut that brain off

by Mashaaaaaa September 26, 2021

Jacking off

A sport.

"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 13, 2021