why is my penis big

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime

John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now

by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020

my spoon is too big

A rejected commercial from the family learning channel

My spoon is too big

I am feeling fat and sassy today

My anus is bleading *yayyyy*

by coasterenthusiast October 6, 2016

big fat fish balls

my mate malachie's fish was called that.

big fat fish balls wuz here

by jamieweal July 15, 2020

seth has a big penis

A man named Seth who has a abnormally large penis

Look at That seth has a big penis

by Knifestar123 July 23, 2019

Big Piney High School

A school in rural Wyoming led by a wannabe dictator that takes it up the ass on the daily.

Big Piney High School could not be any worse but somehow it still is.

by AscendedProlapse May 13, 2017

Praying to the Big White Telephone

It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.

Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

by CamelFoot October 2, 2011

How big that house, boo?

A question in which you ask a female, 'how big is your butt?' House is in reference to 'Brickhouse' by The Commodores.

Yo, girl. How big that house, boo?

Bigger than you can handle! (Snap, snap)

by ChefJeffRoesh October 9, 2017