Pulling a JoJo

A better, more polite way to saw a random asspull that somehow works.

Jo: Oh my goodness, Dan's gonna get detention for missing homework.
Billy: nah, he'll end up pulling a JoJo again!

by Procrafter October 04, 2020

Pulling a Jojo

To jerk off/masturbate in a call with multiple people while muted.

Guys my fault I was pulling a Jojo

by RealFortniteNiggaBalls February 17, 2024

Pulling-a-Christal

The act of leaving your pregnant wife or girlfriend behind at the hospital, halfway through labor, in order to return back to the house you both share and relocate all belongings to another residence.

"You know johnny?" "...he got Michelle pregnant!"

then he got caught Pulling-a-Christal on that skut and left her with NOTHING but the pacifier by the time she got home.

by Assholius Dirtbagidus May 30, 2010

Pulling a Noah

Basically the act of being a pedophile, then continues to completely forget that friends exist and focus all his time on a 6 year-old.

Person 1: Hey How's Brian?
Person 2: Oh it's fucking horrible, he's Pulling a Noah

by GGigidygigidy69 August 27, 2022

Pulling a Noah

Using C4 or an Impact Grenade to destroy a drone or flying across the country to be with a “girlfriend”

“Damn, he blew up my drone. He was pulling a Noah”

by King Chrome August 19, 2020

Pull a Stephen

Remove someone from the groupchat, making it fall apart. To defend his girlfriend who he is sleeping with and is too afraid to commit.

Oo sorry, don't pull a Stephen.

by drakansteal May 21, 2017

Pulling a Levis

Saying the F word in valotant

Friend: Stop pulling a Levis dude!

by Grenschen May 14, 2022