Full body flushed

When, after a night of hard drinking, one urinates, defecates and vomits all at the same time. Usually done while on sitting on the toilet and vomiting in the sink or trash can.

Woke up this morning so hungover that I full body flushed myself.

by Richardcranium February 29, 2024

cum in the fluffer

To mess up completely and utterly; to screw the pooch. Comes from pornstar/influencer/philosopher Aella's 2024 birthday gangbang, where 5 of the 37 guys allowed to have intercourse with Aella came in the fluffer and missed their shot at the birthday girl. A fluffer is an assistant who keeps performers excited on pornography sets to prepare for their scene.

Johnson, if you don't get that TPS report in by end of day you're going to get shitcanned. Step it up and don't cum in the fluffer here.

by Nicholas D March 3, 2024

Benzo(k)fluoranthene

The best chemical compound

I love Benzo(k)fluoranthene

by Swampshrek March 23, 2024

Two Puff Fluff

A lady who has two puffs of weed and is high as a kite.

Lindsey gets so high from a few hits of weed. She’s a Two Puff Fluff!

Someone who gets extremely high from two hits while smoking marijuana.

by ElleBrookes June 25, 2024

etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence

After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.

by anonymous July 5, 2024

Taking a Fluffy

a phrase named after a former eNASCAR Heat Pro League Series Driver, this means when you absolutely destroy a toilet by taking a huge shit; usually when you're gone in the bathroom for at least 15 minutes or longer.

Kyle: "Hey, bro where have you been at?"
Dale: "Sorry man. Just got done Taking a Fluffy."

by RDL24 July 9, 2024

what the fluke

When somebody dropps a heavy device on someone's head.

What the fluke was that?

by plato! October 28, 2024