Dog

Most find it a loving companion. Terrorists and Ruskies use it to blow stuff up

Red Army Soldier: Blyat! Get that tank, Fido! Dog: Arf! -kaboom-

by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021

dog-on-fire

The only computer repair place in this town except for geek squad (who would go there?! seriously..) that has online technical support. Plus, it's FREE!

dog-on-fire agent: Hi, welcome!
customer: hi.. I was wanting some repair work done..
dog-on-fire agent: great! I'm in the process of putting up an online calendar so you can tentativly schedule appointments. For now though just go ahead and describe the issues so we can figure out a solution.
customer: ...

by Justin Vail January 25, 2009

dog bestfriend

Someone you love uncontrollably and give the most attention than anyone. Someone you tell all your secrets and knowing they won't tell. Someone you would do anything for because you love them so much. Someone who will always be your best friend even if they got their ass slapped when they pissed on the floor. And someone who you spend the most money to keep them healthy and adorable.

Hammie is my Dog bestfriend

by Lovesfogs April 6, 2017

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Chili Dog

When someone vomits on a penis while giving head,

Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.

“Your mom gave me the biggest chili dog last night after drinking two Kahula n coffee’s”

by Tittywanker August 3, 2023

dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022

Flynn the dog

An autistic dog who hates going inside without muddy paws. It barks at its reaction and will make a bad guard dog as it wants to hug the robber and bite it’s owner

I’ve got a Flynn the dog!

by Flynn the autistic dog December 9, 2023