Head ass

This person will do dumb things but somehow end up being funny

Did you see keiry's snapchat story? Shes such a head ass

by Litape January 18, 2017

Stup Head

A form of calling someone an idiot, po head, or idot.

James: u r a stup head
Dan: no u

by oofblox September 27, 2019

Double headed dragon

A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.

Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!

Brother: oh yeah?!

Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!

by Criddie January 6, 2024

Crispy head

When a girl gives head with chapped lips

" last night I got some crispy head, it gave be dick burns"

by Getrktm8 December 15, 2016

compressed head

when you compress your girlfriend head with your hands and she likes it, then hates it right afterwards but you keep doing it because it provides you with endless joy.

ex me: Hey honey
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)

by compressed girlfriend 🥲 July 24, 2022

Dave's head

Head the size of a planet but without the brains to match it's size

Have you seen that bloke? His head is massive!

Yeah, Dave's head is giant, shame the brain size doesn't match.

by unknown.88 April 14, 2022

Cool Head

Getting through ice cream.

Jay: I know a prostitue who can give you a real good cool head for 50 $.

by 57Jaundice July 12, 2021