dirty wolf

Phrase used to describe an absolute idiot who does ridiculous things to upset the general public

A dirty wolf would do something like changing their mind when approaching a roundabout and cut into queuing traffic

by Dirtywolfspotter December 1, 2013

Dirty Brendon

When one is sad and alone in this world so they cry and use their wet salty tears as lubrication for added stimulation during masturbation (typically while watching cartoon tentacle porn).

"Not only is he a virgin but he gives himself a dirty brendon every night... sad right?"

by Dirty Fish Facts February 5, 2019

Dirty aly

The act of having anal sex and taking your faecal soiled penis and shoving in partners face saying "suck it up buttercup"

I pulled a dirty aly on Laura last night

by memeprincess16 February 11, 2019

Dirty Rodriguez

Much like the Dirty Sanchez but after giving the victim a moustache, you give one to yourself.

After Jimmy gave Sally the Dirty Sanchez, he gave himself a Dirty Rodriquez.

by MainEvent April 8, 2003

Dirty Garcia

When a person masterbates while another sucks on their toes.

Last night Tom gave me a dirty garcia.

by DANGER jay September 16, 2005

Dirty Turban

Dirty Turban:
1: Dirty, usually refers to something with shit involved
2:Turban, A middle eastern head dress made by wrapping fabric around a persons head

I met this freaky chick at the bar last night...When I took her back to her place she jumped my right away.. but that is not the freaky part.. I had to go to the bathroom before we started.. when I told her that I had to take a dump before we had sex.. she said "If you want you can shit on my head and give be a dirty turban"

by Jimmy Knoxville May 20, 2004

Dirty Sanchez

ok, a dirty sanchez is acutally when a guy has anal sex with a girl-or it can be a guy, whatever gets you going-and then after, the guys dick is sucked so that shit is on the upper lip of the sucker looking like a mexican mustache, the dirty sanchez

After tom and sheila had anal sex, she gave him head and got the hugest dirty sanchez above her lip.

by wes0005 August 27, 2005