Dirty deed

Pudding nuggets. The act of shitting.

You receive a text saying "I'm doing the dirty deed, will be there soon."

by darkhorse13 March 18, 2012

Dirty Brendon

When one is sad and alone in this world so they cry and use their wet salty tears as lubrication for added stimulation during masturbation (typically while watching cartoon tentacle porn).

"Not only is he a virgin but he gives himself a dirty brendon every night... sad right?"

by Dirty Fish Facts February 5, 2019

dirty wolf

Phrase used to describe an absolute idiot who does ridiculous things to upset the general public

A dirty wolf would do something like changing their mind when approaching a roundabout and cut into queuing traffic

by Dirtywolfspotter December 1, 2013

Dirty Bernardo

To smear feces in the shape of a goatee on someones face.

Aaron wouldn't stop being a little bitch so i gave him a Dirty Bernardo.

by dirty junglist September 15, 2008

Dirty aly

The act of having anal sex and taking your faecal soiled penis and shoving in partners face saying "suck it up buttercup"

I pulled a dirty aly on Laura last night

by memeprincess16 February 11, 2019

Dirty Rodriguez

Much like the Dirty Sanchez but after giving the victim a moustache, you give one to yourself.

After Jimmy gave Sally the Dirty Sanchez, he gave himself a Dirty Rodriquez.

by MainEvent April 8, 2003

Dirty Garcia

When a person masterbates while another sucks on their toes.

Last night Tom gave me a dirty garcia.

by DANGER jay September 16, 2005