by Saitama 777 December 16, 2020
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Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
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by legitimate life August 16, 2011
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A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.
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A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.
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Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.
A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.
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A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.
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Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.
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