cock ass bum dick shit fuck

An insult towards others, trying to use as many cursing words/syllables as posible. This may simply be the base for an even longer string of obscenities

Bob: "I just lit my bin on fire!"
Frank: "You cock ass bum dick shit fuck."

by Ben Dan Snap July 2, 2006

rock out with your cock out

when listening to hard rock while performing sexual intercourse with ones partner, the male will disengage, assume a rock start position (for example take a knee), and proceed to play his penis as if it were a guitar during a solo; the same may be done for the opposite sex if her clitoris is longer than two inches in length

"Dude, last night while bangin' my girl a wicked guitar solo came on the radio!"

"Aw man, did you rock out with your cock out?"

by Noidsifsif October 18, 2008

Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock

My friend Logan Heinrich has a micropenis and used his make-a-wish for a bigger cock but they said no

From Connor <3

"You know Logan Heinrich?"

"The make-a-wish kid with a micro peepee?"

"Yeah, Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock

by cdixon03 August 2, 2020

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010

rock out with my cock out

to not care what others think of a situation.

"dude, that asshole in the other cars flipping you off! Fucking crash him!" " Nah, ill just rock out with my cock out"

by ethan bernard May 14, 2008

National Suck yo homies cock day

I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th

"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"

by Ace1Fizz April 16, 2021

Big fat cock in human form

The dude with the big fat cock that you fuck and tell yourself "It's not just the big fat cock" but come on; it's the big fat cock. Look, you are trained from a young age to lie and say "No. It's other things. Stuff other than big floppy ding dongs matter to me". But it doesn't. It's just the huge thick dick. 100%. You can admit it. We're in your mental mind right now so it will be out little secret. It's the big fat cock. It feels good in your puasy and really all you care about is getting the giant robust shlong inside of you. I know it. You know it. Why pretend? Well, obviously, because men without big fat cocks will stop giving you thing and doing things for you islf you actually admit to what you believe (Which is that men without big fat cocks are inferior). Why is this so? Because subconsciously you want to pass on traits to your kids that will increase the likelihood of reproduction. A big fat cock means women will throw themselves at your son and his reproduction will be assured. So you fuck the massive girthy meat kabob. Regardless of the situation. No relationship required. And then you lie about it. But not to yourself. That's the problem with lying. You can't do it to yourself.

Who's that?

My big fat cock in human form.

by Hym Iam November 28, 2020