Cue Balling

When a bald man rubs his smooth head against a woman's vagina.

My boss shaved his head and totally went to town cue balling me.

by JustthisonetimeOK February 6, 2019

The ball bum thumb

A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!

Man I cant give Brad cant drive anymore, the ball bum thumb got him again!!!

by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019

Balls Deep

When you are inside a girls vagina balls deep

Oh your balls deep into my vagina 🤤

by SexualSlave February 14, 2019

Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.

You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball

by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019

ball whipped

It is when your partner grabs your own ball sack and whips you around the head with it.

you are ball whipped man, your girlfriend totally owns you, every time you do something she doesn’t approve of she rips them out and gives you a ball whipping.

by Morgo 1972 February 18, 2019

crimper balls.

when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...

guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.

guy2; oh shit!!1

guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

Bag of balls that nobody wants

The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.

Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*

by Benjamin Jørgensen August 31, 2018