hot mess syndrome

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad

by Tragus February 6, 2017

Hot Cheeto

A hot cheeto is when you have sex with a girl on her period, then you immediately after have anal with the period blood still on your penis. After anal the women will then give the man a blowjob with the blood and poop on his dick.

Hey babe, can we do the hot cheeto?

by adamsandlersdong September 23, 2019

Mexican Hot Bonnet

Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.

Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.

by Robula88 August 1, 2022

Hot

grayson and ethan dolan

“that was so hot oh my god”
random fangirl: “did someone say dolan twins?”

by Ayeeeeitsme July 10, 2019

Alabama hot pocket

a move where one spreads open the vagina and the other shits in the open vagina.

Guy:" Ayo bro me and my girl did a Alabama hot pocket las night"
Guy2: "Damn fr dogg?"

by heheheheehehehehehhehDICK_HEAD May 13, 2024

Hot Sausage

When you penis is hot like a fresh cooked meal from contracting a sexually transmitted disease

I can’t believe I fucked that bitch raw now I got a hot sausage

by Saucemane April 13, 2022

Hot Line Dling

Hot Line Dling is the definition of eastern europe guys who want ding-ge-ling their balls sack into a hot tub full of macaroni with some special sauce made of pieces of hot shit(90c) and bacteria. It's usually used as a term of respect to a very hot woman who got spitted on. You spit on the hoe, slap the hoe and then do the what's so called 'Hot Line Dling'

"Jesus woman I'm going for the Hot Line Dling on yo azz"
"Damn bruh this gurl so tight ima Hot line Dling da shit outtah her"
"Thiss bitchh gott mee craaazzzyyy ima hot line dling her ass"

by Sassy Macaroni November 21, 2016