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Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.
Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
by Elburno September 20, 2009
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Drop your cocks and grab your socks

1. Stop what your are doing and lets go.
2. Get going with wit the quickness.
Yo drop your cocks and grab your socks! I got the 411 on the party tonight.
by Steve December 22, 2004
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Ball-face-cock-sucker.

An individual who's pressence alone makes all people within range sick to their stomachs.

1) To be ugly.

2) A person whose personality has brought them beyond the title of Cock Sucker.
1) Man, Shredder's so ugly, he's a real Ball-face-cock-sucker.

2) Not only did she act like a complete whore, and bitch, Sharlee was such a comeplete skank, her face permanently smelt of balls. Thus, resulting in her being a complete Ball-face-cock-sucker.
by Jfizzle12 March 2, 2009
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flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

PHATT c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny
Omg I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd!
by 214B May 18, 2023
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Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.
Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.
by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012
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shit off you hairy dogs cock

good insult, fun to use.
chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock
by chris and liam February 12, 2007
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Waiters and Waitresses cannot just "clock out" at the end of a shift as many workers can. They must reconcile their financial records in order to close their business for the day, and hand in their cash and credit card receipts. The server report that the computer system generates often contains the words "ROC" or "ROC Report", which meand "Receipt of Collections. It is commonly called "ROCing out."

Hence, to "ROC out with your cock out" is to end one's shift at waiting tables to go and party. If you are lame and/or religious you might also say, "Don't forget to ROC out before you clock out."
Waiter: My side work is done, and I was cut 20 minutes ago. Do you need anything (Proper procedure for asking "can I go home?"
Shift Captain: Do you have your paperwork for me to initial?
Waiter: I'm about to run it now.
Shift Captain: Okay, R.O.C. out with your cock out and I'll see you at the party.
by Eroneous Negroneous January 22, 2010
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