bouncy dead dog

a dead dog that started bouncing after it died

Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?

Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?

by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022

dog brain

Dog Brain- When someone is off the all going crazy. Can’t seem to do anything right with crack head energy.

Dog brain- Man that girl is crazy she must have dog brain.

by mbratton120 August 24, 2022

Hot dog water

Like hot dog water the leftovers after you boil or micro wave cheap sub par hotdogs like bar S not farmland which is top shelf.

Definition:

A nothing ass worthless waste a soul fuckin punk that momma shoulda swallowed him. Like him hot dogvwater is good for nothing . you cant eat it drink it has no nutritional value and looks and smell like burnt silly putty.
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This creamed corn ass hot dog water ass nigga aint shit but a pariah to our community , lets band together and take our homes and peace back the easy or hard way. This guy is a domestic terrorist treason violate him .

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by Janette Spotavious August 25, 2022

Dog Knotts

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches

“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”

by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022

dog water

A term used on the internet and in gaming to emphasize the extent of something unpleasant or bad

if my homework looks like dog water, my excuse is I wasn't concentrating all the way

by the "Futiless" August 27, 2022

Dog

Dog human eat

I like dog

by Cakacakamanny August 30, 2022

Dog

A soft and fluffy creature that we use to end our struggles and is not edible AND WE DO NOT EAT IT... NATHAN.

"Nathan, STOP FUCKING DROOLING OVER MY DOG."

by Discount Product August 31, 2022