straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016

Shit faced

Shit faced

When drinking too much or smoking too much the person becomes so fucked they call him/her shit faced

by lil pipe June 23, 2018

Tan Face

Similar to black face, the process of a white person painting their face black in order to portray a black person...but for those wanting to be hispanic.

Oh, little Amber, just because you're wearing Tan Face doesn't mean you can make better tacos.

by Shamusaurus January 7, 2011

Tit face

A word I use too often. Basically someone who is being completely daft.

"Bro, ur a complete tit face."

by Hibishesxø April 22, 2019

Face Wedgie

Is when someone has no teeth in their mouth so their jaw starts losing muscle tone and everytime they eat their bottom lip starts eating their face.

Larry won't wear his teeth when he eats and he keeps giving himself a face wedgie.

by Becca Licious April 21, 2011

Face

It can mean anything and everything

You know whats funny? Face!

by loter otor March 16, 2022

Resting Baby Face

When a baby always has a mean face or angry look.

Wow ur baby has resting baby face

by Chrissy Sweet May 18, 2022