laughing my anus off

a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends
Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off
by LMFAO2.0 February 19, 2021
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farrin off

Gettin along good. Doin alright. Gettin by pretty good
She is farrin off pretty good at the yard sale
by Worm Fulford October 10, 2023
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off da spindle

She deepthroated me last night, and, Jesus!, her head was off the friggin spindle!!!!!!!!
by mattmaker July 16, 2003
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Royal Jack Off

In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.
Jerry:look at this play
Kyle:looks like you played a Royal Jack Off
by Jerry M. March 11, 2007
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off my ritz

yooo I’m off my ritz rn”

“ yea lmao I was off my ritz last night”
by Cpbartwtylt13 February 14, 2018
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Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).
It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!
by Gunggung September 27, 2021
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Beat the shoes off

When a person is fighting with shoes in and walk away without shoes on.
by Shantay March 08, 2022
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