buckle up buttercup

Buckle up Buttercup is a sarcastic expression, denoting that one should get ready for some upcoming unpleasant or extreme action.

It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.

Buckle up Buttercup, you just flipped by Bitch switch.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 17, 2018

shut up miguel

If some dude keeps runnin their mouths off and the normal "shut up" won't do the trick, you gots to confuse the shit out of them. When you say "SHUT UP MIGUEL!" you got a 3 second period of silence where you can either run or change the subject.

Some dude: Do you believe in god?

You: SHUT UP MIGUEL

(3 second period to gather yourself)

You: Hey, what did you have for breakfast?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

by illegit love child January 24, 2005

Drive Up a Wall

To bother or annoy to a large extent.

The word 'owned' drives me up a wall.

by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005

Fucking shit up

To make a bad situation worst.

Stop fucking shit up, he's already got a knife in his neck.

by Emoske January 25, 2011

Blow Up Doll

A plastic air filled doll for someone to have sexual intercourse/anal sex with or receive a blowjob from.

Chad : Oh Kiersten you don't know how much I would love to smell your hair, caress your breast's, stick your mouth around my dick and pound your pussy once again!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!

by SlopNChop August 15, 2017

Rough Up the Suspect

Male masturbation. If you rough up the suspect enough he'll eventually talk.

"I rough up the suspect twice daily."

by Anthony December 5, 2003

Shut Up T

A phrase originating in West St. Louis, made famous by the underground freestyle rapper, skiptomyreu. Best used when someone says something either extremely idiotic or is an ass. For full effect, drag out the T in a high pitched voice.

Naka: Yo, that floor is really wet.
T: Your mom was wet last night.
All: Shutup Teee

by G Rock February 15, 2005