Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.

Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)

by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023

wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.

Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick

by FattyBizkits May 11, 2023

ice wizard

ice wizard is something/someone very cool. ice wizard is one of the best things ever made. ice wizard is something that everyone loves and cares about. ice wizard hates fire wizard though and will hate you if you like fire wizard

ice wizard is the best thing ever

by The Ice Wizard November 21, 2023

ice wizard

30 year old virgin that likes to call himself ice wizard

That 30 year old virgin likes to call himself ice wizard

by suki_17 November 21, 2023

wirey wizard

a 40 year old named Kevin Heraty who needs to cop the fuck on

Kev or Wirey Wizard just can't stop getting into fights

by handlebyoy November 22, 2023

Wirey Wizard

Kevin heraty the wirey wizard is a 40 year old freak who makes way to much on youtube but these days working mediocre jobs idk why

kev or wirey wizard is always in fights and drama all the time

by handlebyoy November 22, 2023

Taproot Wizard

noun

A "Taproot Wizard" is a term used in the Bitcoin community to describe someone who is passionately involved in promoting and growing Bitcoin. This individual is not just a mere enthusiast but a visionary and a leader, deeply engaged in understanding the complexities and potential of Bitcoin. They are known for their enthusiasm, knowledge, and dedication to exploring new ways to expand Bitcoin's reach and capabilities.

Being a Taproot Wizard shows your passion and commitment to the advancement and mainstream adoption of Bitcoin. A Taproot Wizard is seen as a catalyst for change and innovation within the Bitcoin space, inspiring others by making Bitcoin magical again.

Person A: Did you see that John was open to growing Bitcoin and making it magical again!
Person B: Wow, John is a real Taproot Wizard.

by itsfranken November 27, 2023