holy water

it kills vampires.

person 1: look out! a vampire!
person 2: its ok, i have holy water.

by seventyone November 24, 2019

Slut Water

Blue collar term for Truly, White Claw or any other hard seltzer typically drank by your “basic bitch” or hard working individuals when they want to get “white girl wasted” after a long day.

Hey man, can you grab some slut waters at the store.

by Beaker0307 September 06, 2020

sugary water

Slang for soda.

Is the sugary water still fifty cents?

by snafumedia.com March 13, 2005

Puddle Water

A man of dark skin that is so far below the poverty line they use dirty puddle water to wash a stolen bike.

"This nigga was washing his bike of of a fucking puddle,"
"Man that's some real puddle water shit"

by Pretzelguy October 14, 2023

Water away

Water going in the opposite direction of where you would like it to be

Oh no a water away

by BigIanDries June 19, 2018

Water Popcorn

When you make a delivery to the toilet with your poop that has popcorn mashed inside of said poop.

I ate three bags of Orville Red and Backers last night. Not my finest moment, but made some lovely water popcorn in the toilet this morning.

by Lowtie December 16, 2019

Water birth

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.

Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.

by DoctorZig May 04, 2017