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warmonkey

a complete loser that needs to be put in jail or a mental hospital
by no April 9, 2003
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Warm Karl

A Warm Karl is when you take your fecial product (Shit) and put it in a cup. Then you piss in the cup to the top. Once you have filled the cup with your shit and piss, you fit the cup on your erected penis. Once your shit and piss has soaked into your pubes and penis, you remove the cup and insert your smelly penis into a wrinkley ladys bum. Then you rape her bum until she has her period on your face. Can also be used in masturbation.
Did you see Mike O'Brien Warm Karl his gandma? I heard that DOBer walked in on him. How wrong is that!!!
by The Fuck Machine February 10, 2005
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leg warmers

Made popular in the 80's but no just looks silly. If you ever want a good lauph look up pictures of leg warmers.
OMG i look sexily gay in my leg warmers.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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[warm karl]

To shit on your partner's chest, wrap them in cellophane and then give them a hug. The heat of your feces produces a pleasant warming sensation. A hot karl, but just a few steps more.
Susan wanted to heat things up, so I gave her a warm karl.
by Fozter April 3, 2009
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warm boot

to put your whole foot in someone's ass.....up to the ankle.
First he gave her a chili rainbow, then a warm boot.
by Brain HH June 15, 2009
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warm snap

when the weather warms up for a short period of time once the weather has turned cold.
this warm snap needs to hurry up and get here, this weather is freezing!
by julie carter October 20, 2009
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Warm Meatloaf Sandwich

An act where-in someone deficates between someone else's exposed buttcheeks, and then forcefully closes them with the feces in-between.
"Brian tried to make my girl sit on his lap tonight. After I hit him with a warm meatloaf sandwich, he'll never want to sit down again."
by NYEXE August 20, 2011
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