Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you

“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “I’m committed to someone else”

by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018

Walker County Cannoli

A penis wrapped in a pancake with whipped cream. Usually eaten after dinner as a sweet treat.

Brittany ate a walker county cannoli after dinner, she just needed something sweet.

by Lairdman February 1, 2023

Mary Walker

The most amazing, intelligent, funniest savage of a woman you will ever meet. This woman has been known to lose her mind at times but follows it up with a lot of love and loyalty. Nails and toes always painted up pretty af. Constantly sunburnt from tanning all the time. Has the aura of the goddess Athena herself. Prettiest hair that always smells great. Fantastic in bed 🔥 and the absolute love of my life. Wouldn’t trade her for anything in the entire world.

Have you seen that girl ? She’s a total Mary Walker.

by AloofSenator July 25, 2024

Ollie Walker

A nonce that films kids in parks, and dates a sketty bum bum with 51 toes

Ollie walker is a nonce

by TheBritishJack June 10, 2022

Va JJ Walker

Noun

1. When a womans vagina lips are bigger than that of JJ Walker from Good Times. Also, they can utter the phrase "DYNOMITE!"

2. Trying to bang an old broad with a walker.

"Looking into her Va JJ Walker was like looking into the mouth of the real Jimmie Walker."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only one girl, who you are committed to... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you

“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “sorry, I’m very committed to my baby girl”

by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018

Wuke walker

The act of looking up at the sky to the lords above on every par 3 and saying “please let them get a hole in one so I can go from coors light to free top shelf doubles”

Par 3 coming up so I’m going to get my wuke Walker on.

by Herbie versmells March 27, 2024