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Vegan Batteries

A recycled battery that costs more than regular batteries because it's recycled
Craig: We were in The Range and I picked up these batteries and they were £7.50, recycled batteries.. Vegan batteries!!
by Coattail October 3, 2022
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Vegan

Wow look at that vegan!
I don’t like vegans!
Mommy, why do vegans look so scary? Because they don’t eat mean and you can see their bones.
by Veganhater69 January 4, 2022
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salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.
Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.
by 195758109843 May 18, 2022
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Vegan Jam

When you turn 23 and your bones start to creak.
Shoot, I am now 23, and am experiencing vegan jam.
by sliimriicky June 1, 2022
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That vegan teacher

Katie Karen diekmeyer otherwise known as that vegan teacher is a Canadian YouTuber who is known for her controversial methods of promoting veganism. One of them includes her singing a song telling people to change their religion if it doesn’t allow them to be vegan. She has a dog named Bella whom she feeds a vegan diet. Her Tiktok account was suspended for making a suggestive joke to a minor, Tommyinnit. She is also a former teacher.
“Eating animals is wrong, hurting animals is wrong, share this song!”
-that vegan teacher
by anonymous June 2, 2022
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street vegan

anything on the street is vegan, and for the taking. beware of ratz that looks like baked potatoes
Yes you guess it, I’m a street vegan. But this is a tar leg officer, not my dinner.
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Vegan

"Ahhh, that sunshine is refreshing" exclaimed the vegan
by zooted_official March 15, 2022
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