the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.

“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”

by gredonglious October 1, 2023

Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.

"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."

by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021

Vanilla

Vanilla; not exiting, not kinky, not freaky, just boring.

"Jake is soo vanilla. sex with him is boring"

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Vanilla man syrup

Semen

We were in the throws of ecstasy. Pillows flying; sheets tangling. In the heat of the moment, he released his vanilla man syrup all over my face.

by Negronito November 13, 2020

Giant Vanilla

When a guy has a giant penis but is so boring in bed that’s it’s not even worth it

I was so excited to fuck Nick because his dick was so big but then I found out he was just a Giant Vanilla. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep.

by VA31 November 21, 2020

Vanilla

Contrary to popular belief Vanilla is not boring or plain this is only said by DEGENERATEs who dislike morals because they have lost they're humanity

Some dumbass: vanilla is boring and plain
Saints: at least vanilla fans don't wanna have sex with children or be a Degenerate

by Thesauruz5 November 26, 2020

forums vanilla

A very cool Minecraft SMP server! It has many things to do and popular YouTubers play it! They are known for giving thousands of dollars in USD out to their audience!

"Yo fam wanna go play some Forums Vanilla and make some bank? I've practiced"
"Sure bitch, but split"

by Vislon November 28, 2020