Vanilla sex

Basic ass sex

Chick: you actually enjoy missionary sex?
Dude: yeah! Vanilla sex is great! if it ain't broke don't fix it.

by Spicyyy December 26, 2019

Vanilla Lesbians

Older women that live together but not in a romantic way.

"Man those ladies are vanilla lesbians"
"They're not lesbians they are vanilla lesbians"

by HAL&&VAL January 1, 2012

vanilla punchline

A Vanilla Punchline is when someone laughs so hard while performing fellatio that the ejaculate quirts out of their nose.

Background: I've always wanted to do this. One night, some friends and I dreamed up a descriptive phrase for this practice.

She went down on me, and I managed to give her a vanilla punchline.

by saint_dave September 18, 2007

Vanilla Whoreo

The opposite of a Whoreo, one whiteboy (stevey) gets it on with some "cookies"

steve wants to be in a vanilla whoreo

by Whitey112211 May 21, 2009

vanalism

the act of vandalizing someones anus

the eight men took turns commiting vanalismon the poor girls anus

by gabe9gpk February 5, 2010

Vanilla Gulp

Vanilla Gulp is when somebody drinks a cup of vanilla ( white ) substance in a huge gulp.

Susy decided for her 18th birthday to have a vanilla gulp. So one day she went to her friend Jack's house. Jack gave her a vanilla gulp for her birthday.

by Jack Garrison December 14, 2010

Vancing

When some takes way too long to get something done. Also known as "Barry Whiting"

How long does it take to wash a car? He has been doing it for 3 hours. He is Vancing it!!

Man he is making love to that car, it's cool...he is Barry Whiting it!!

by chrismac1981 June 17, 2011