Macca's Vagina

Macca's Vagina is the worst thing that someone can smell, as it smells like a combination of dead barramundi and a garbage bin that has never been emptied. It claws at the back of your throat and can sometimes make you regurgitate your most recent meal.

Blind Man: What's that smell? Are we walking past a pile of dead fish?
James Dack: Nah, it's Macca's vagina!

by KANGALINTHESHUL June 8, 2020

son of a vagina

A boy who comes out of a vagina, and later, goes back into the same one. In other words, someone who has sex with their mother.

I was really horny, so I decided to become a son of a vagina.

by SLURT ALERT! March 8, 2008

vagina date

When a girl and her gay best friend hang out.

Person 1: Hey! We need to have a vagina date soon!
Person 2: Sounds absolutely fabulous, girlfriend!

by iLoveLesbians March 9, 2011

Vagina Decliner

Term given to describe a homosexual male (either confirmed or unconfirmed).

I pulled all my best flirting moves, but he didn't respond. He's clearly a Vagina Decliner.

by I Crack Me Up December 23, 2010

Field Vagina

The act of a girl laying spread eagle naked on field using the musk of her dirty vagina to lure a ground squirrel to eat her out and reach moist sexual pleasure

While in Wisconsin this field vagina isn't gonna get me far

by BeaconOfGross May 7, 2017

Vagina Cannon

1. Something that is used to transfer sandwiches over long distances.
2. Brittney uses it on Tuesdays to kill babies.

Bethany uses her vagina cannon on everyday except Tuesdays.

by DeMarkus & Chang December 12, 2010

vagina pastry

The classy version of twat waffle. Instead of a twat waffle, which is defined as a shriveled up vagina that looks like a defrosted waffle, a vagina pastry consists of an attractive vagina that looks as good as a cup cake or fresh cannolis and you just want to satisfy your sweet tooth and just eat, eat, eat.

Oh my God, you're such a vagina pastry and you're making me hungry.

by CraziiTracy March 8, 2015