Unintentional Rizz

The rizz an individual has that affects the populace around him/her. The individual with unintentional rizz does not mean to rizz the populace around him/her, the individual just unconsciously rizzes up everyone around him/her

Damn brotha, Hanson's got that unintentional rizz. Bro ain't even trying and ends up pulling left and right

by JuggernautOatmeal January 31, 2023

Unionist

A major inconvenience for those who wish to exploit and steal from working people.

The sleazy Boss was underpaying the workers and treating them like slaves until the unionist united the workers.

by MrCyberdude February 8, 2023

NBC Universal

A so-called 'merger' between NBC's parent company General Electric and Vivendi Universal, where GE obtains 80% of NBC Universal, and Vivendi 20%, with Vivendi eventually selling out.

That raw deal was much of an NBC Universal.

by G. L. January 3, 2004

rental units

the two people who reared you, but who you sometimes wish that you could return when they become annoying
Sometimes referred to as the parental units

The rental units called, I missed my curfew. Shitty.

by marianne9909 December 19, 2007

Doobular Unit

comprised of or pertaining to the properties of a form of physical matter that represents two cookies. A doobular unit generally involves cookies that are of a larger diameter. An original doobular unit consists of two cookies with a diameter of 12" with frosting on top. The exception to this rule is the presence of the creme in between two 2" diameter chocolate cookies, forming an Oreo (see oreo). The oreo returns to the doobular state when the cookie undergoes forced meiotic division, expunging one cookie from the partition containing the creme. generally, a doobular unit will otherwise consist of chocolate chip cookies. See Fig 1.1
Fig 1.1: (: ) || (: )

man 1: "What's better than one cookie? TWO cookies!"
man 2: "Dude, that's a doobular unit...."

by Doobs 2.0 September 14, 2010

Hansen Unit

Unit of measurement used to divide up a lunch bill when one or more of the people at the lunch are having a birthday.

Lunch will cost you 2 Hansen Units because it's not your birthday, but it will cost Bill 1 Hansen Unit because it is.

by GD jr October 26, 2012

ekpyrotic universe

The ekpyrotic universe, or ekpyrotic scenario, is a cosmological model of the origin and shape of the universe. The ekpyrotic model of the universe is an alternative to the standard cosmic inflation model for the very early universe and is a precursor to, and part of, some cyclic models of the universe.
The ekpyrotic model came out of work by Neil Turok and Paul Steinhardt and maintains that the universe did not start in a singularity, but came about from the collision of two branes. This collision avoids the primordial singularity and superluminal expansion of spacetime while preserving nearly scale-free density fluctuations and other features of the observed universe. The ekpyrotic model is cyclic, though collisions between branes are rare on the time scale of the expansion of the universe to a nearly featureless flat expanse. Observations that may distinguish between the ekpyrotic and inflationary models include polarization of the cosmic microwave background radiation and frequency distribution of the gravitational wave spectrum.

My friends are such nerds, they got into a huge drunk argument about whether the we existed in an ekpyrotic universe or an exponential expansion universe.

by openhorizon December 28, 2012