Uncle jake

A man with the greatest facial hair on the planet

The guy over there is such an uncle Jake.

by afraize December 2, 2021

Uncle Chuck

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Uncle Chuck - The 44yo pervert who fucks his soyboy nephew. Doesn't have to be named chuck.

"Uncle Chuck fucked my ass last night"

by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019

Uncle Phillp

Uncle phillp is a pistol and/or any other strap you’d pull up with

I pulled up with uncle phillp and he did all the talking

by NutingInSoda December 20, 2019

Uncle Jim

A very kind uncle that has a money farm.

He's an Uncle Jim.

by Cappuccinoo June 21, 2023

Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

uncle baby

The meaning of a cry baby, one who rage quits from a video game that can still be won.

"Oh stop crying ya uncle baby."
"You're an uncle baby!"

by Clownonymous August 11, 2021

An Uncle Fester

An irritating roommate that constantly makes life difficult.

I got home today and found out that my roomate Will pulled An Uncle Fester, he cancelled our Internet service without warning because he has a gambling addiction.

Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.

by Glowspank December 19, 2016