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A pair of well-tanned testicles named after Tucker Carlson and his revolutionary scrotum tanning testosterone revitalization technique.
Bro, did you get a tanner? That's a great pair of Tuckers.
Tuckers by Merkin Wrangler April 21, 2022

Mel Tuckered 

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.
Mel Tuckered by Beebs76 October 2, 2023

tickergidget 

when a woman slices a piece of blogna and shoves it up her butt with a fork
hey, i walked in on my mom performing a tickergidget last night
tickergidget by booby feeler October 6, 2008

truckers nose 

a nose that is so big that you could shove apples up it
that girls truckers nose was so big that you could shove apples up it

trucker hot 

Trucker hot (adjective) : Attractive in a way that is somewhat sleazy, grimey, or related to the use of amphetamines.
"That bartender was kinda trucker hot though. Shes definitely seen the inside of a trailer park."
trucker hot by zara01 January 22, 2014

trucker funk

The nasty smell of a truck driver they get from being over the road. Smells like diesel fuel and old leather
The trucker funk nearly killed me.
trucker funk by Hisgirl101 June 3, 2014