A Smurf is when you go into a portaloo and people flip it to the floor and they come out in all blue stuff like a Smurf
by Zurgzy June 1, 2021

A type of curse word used for brain rotted children who are 5 years old with mommys ipad with her secret tabs.
by Seb1245 March 14, 2025

by 123qweasdzxcrtyfghvbn May 23, 2015

Originating in Australia smurfing is the art of sending an image of ones self via snapchat with ones face colored blue like a smurf.
by DFL20003000 March 5, 2014

A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.
by Lee1965 February 20, 2015

Word for somebody who is either a communist and/or communist like in the way they think or act. Primarily used in a negetive connotation.
Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.
Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.
Ex 1: Dude, that smurf went back to our table when everyone left and swiped the tip we left.
Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.
Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.
Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.
Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.
by steezybreezybeautiful April 11, 2011

Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018
