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War Thunder

An enhanced combat simulation game that delves into the world of vehicular combat. Planes, Tanks, Ships, and Helicopters can all be used in the game. There are three main modes of play, which are Arcade (for retards), Realistic (Normal players, and most played), and full sim (Chads). We wont talk about arcade since it is irrelevant. Realistic and Simulator are very much alike in most aspects. The main difference is that in sim, tank battles will play out as you would expect them to. Gun sights are located where the actual sight on the vehicle is, and your view is restricted to the commanders view. For more immersion, you can turn off the HUD if you like, but other than that, SIM and Realistic are almost close to real life.

Contrary to popular belief, Russian bias doesn't truly exist in this game. However, the British can sometimes have the short end of the stick compared to other nations weapons. All nations have main strengths and main weaknesses in the game of War Thunder.

Gaijin entertainment is based in Moscow, Russia, and has bases in St. Petersburg and other Russian cities.

Overall, Warthunder is an excellent Game that has taken the real world vehicles and made them into playable death machines.
Warthunder is great game, it must be played by everyone!
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War Thunder is an MMO strategy based game that many people play.
by WeeW MooM August 24, 2020
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thunder chicken

A restaurant in Seoul, South Korea that serves the best fried chicken in the world.
Danielle: Hey, Alex, want to get some Thunder Chicken?
Alex: Sure! I got a pocket fulla change!
by KUMelissa January 27, 2008
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Thunder sticks

Long thin plastic ballons used as noisemakes iby fans at sporting events, usually in cities that don't have fans who can make real noise (See Los Angeles Angels).
Man #1 - "Why did all these Angels fans bring their dildos to the game Today?

Man #2 - "They're not dildos, those are those stupid thunder sticks. None of them can cheer properly, so they smack those things together"
by nyjyrk June 19, 2010
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Thunder throat

v. When you're eating out an asshole and then they fart in your mouth, creating vibrations in the esophagus, leaving a thunder-like sensation in your throat.
Oh baby, let me eat that ass so you can give me that thunder throat.
by bootyslayer14 August 29, 2013
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thunder cock

An extraordinarily large penis.
Ooh, I'm gonna be sore for days... but that thunder cock was worth it.
by x1x2 June 29, 2008
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Thane

Someone who has a particularly smelly anus usually do to excessive sweating or long breaks between bathing.
Hold your breath around that guy. He’s a thane.
by I’m_a_person September 13, 2019
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cock juggling thunder cunt

a hairy slut who enjoys sucking vinegary pussy/dick. or saggy balls. it depends.
alen - the cock juggling thunder cunt took my money and my pants...
david - why your pants?
alen - she claimed she didnt have any.
david - wait, so what was she wearing?
alen - nothing. and she said if i didnt get naked too she would bite my dick off...
david - dude, why did you call her over then?
alen - she's been hidding in my garage for a few months, i thought she could use something in her mouth.
by shelovedx January 17, 2008
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