To be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling.
Jimmy had a frosty wank in his backyard while watching Joe bang his brand new drum in the snow.
Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.
Joe: I'll bang it harder then
Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.
Joe: I'll bang it harder then
by ThisUsernameWasTaken October 21, 2015
The gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. Often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:
*air-wank*
Not to be confused with *air-rub*.
*air-wank*
Not to be confused with *air-rub*.
A: I'll bet you five bucks you can't get a date with that fat chick over there.
B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
by Mr. Scumbag to you February 18, 2010
The Tiny bladder that contains sperm. Alledged to only hold enough for around 7 wanks.
7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
"I got up to seven wanks tonight but I just couldn't cum no more!...Think I emptied the wank bladder!"
Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
by combatstig March 15, 2009
A state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.
-He was found in is flat in a pool of his own spunk in a wank coma.
The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.
The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.
by Skinner413 October 11, 2013
by sexypoo November 30, 2009
When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017
by Slasher1508. January 15, 2021