frosty wank

To be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling.
Jimmy had a frosty wank in his backyard while watching Joe bang his brand new drum in the snow.

Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.

Joe: I'll bang it harder then
by ThisUsernameWasTaken October 21, 2015
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Air-wank

The gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. Often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:

*air-wank*

Not to be confused with *air-rub*.
A: I'll bet you five bucks you can't get a date with that fat chick over there.

B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
by Mr. Scumbag to you February 18, 2010
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Wank Bladder

The Tiny bladder that contains sperm. Alledged to only hold enough for around 7 wanks.

7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
"I got up to seven wanks tonight but I just couldn't cum no more!...Think I emptied the wank bladder!"

Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
by combatstig March 15, 2009
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wank coma

A state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.
-He was found in is flat in a pool of his own spunk in a wank coma.

The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.
by Skinner413 October 11, 2013
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Ball Wanking

Where one man pulls his balls and another man thrusts his penis between them.
I enjoyed ball wanking my boyfriend yesterday, he enjoyed it but boy am i sore.
by sexypoo November 30, 2009
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wank shank

When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
Stop being such a Wank Shank!

Stop Wank Shanking me!
by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017
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Wank and Dank

Tyrone:What have you been doing lately?
John:I’ve just been doing the wank and dank
by Slasher1508. January 15, 2021
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