Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.

I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.

by NycPas November 9, 2018

Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.

I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.

by NycPas November 9, 2018

Ubered

Noticeably high on a controlled substance more strong than alcohol or marijuana.

geeked trippin tweeked zippedzoomin

Dude, that crazy looking guy that just ran up to your car naked and screaming was clearly ubered!

by Dawn from Queens July 12, 2017

super uber

a much larger form of the ride sharing giant uber operated by the translink company, known by only few people because it is super expensive and super classy.

Amber can't afford the Super Uber so she
will have to take a bus.

by tcitycrips February 24, 2019

Uberring

A word that describes the act of travelling in a Uber similar to the words walking, running, e.c.t. Made by Jake Gill.

I am uberring to school in a Mercedes.

by JakeGilly12 March 2, 2019

Uber

Peewee's favorite thing to consume, well strippers and uber are his favorite, anyways the definition of Uber is Coke, Cocaine, Yayo, blow, snow, white, powder, dust, flake, cola, bump, line, etc.

Mr. Peewee once quoted "FYI my bday is tomorrow 🤷🏽 ♂️🤷🏽 ♂️ not saying I want gifts 🎁 but u guys know what I like 😂😂 " "UBER, and lapdances, oh and chinitas"

Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"

Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"

Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"

Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.

by Mr. Rogus December 14, 2018

UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018