Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010

dick slam

Basically slamming your dick in a girls vagina and not telling her that your going to do so.

Why did Bob dick slam Marcy?

by Travis Church May 22, 2008

slammed ham

Tenderized lady parts.

Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.

by A naughty mouse 123 November 28, 2020

keyboard slamming

slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"

I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.

by Raeofsunshine95 December 6, 2013

Supermarket Slam

When you go on the item check out conveyor belt completely naked with your legs spread with a bar code on your dick and while going down the conveyor belt your dick lands in a girls pussy and since the scanner is right where your penis is at the end of the conveyor belt it scans the bar code and beeps. The price comes out to 69¢.

"Hey baby, do you wanna try the supermarket slam?"

by FoxIncorporated June 11, 2018

Slam Piece

They are only good for sex.

Clay: You see that slam piece over there?
Matt: Who Danielle?
Clay: Yeah.
Matt: Isn't she your slam piece?
Clay: Nah, got a new one.

by Skeet2fast September 3, 2016

Grand Slam

When you suplex a chick during sex and try to put your dick in her vagina as you slam her down

I tried the grand slam last night. I think I sprained my penis.

by rrK_NAFK January 5, 2020