Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug. 
When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
by Ulgubulgu February 4, 2020
Get the Rub a dudmug. by Pecoraro11 March 30, 2015
Get the dinner rubmug. The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018
Get the shower rubmug. So you didn’t sleep with him?
No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog
Oh that’s fucked
No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog
Oh that’s fucked
by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025
Get the Rub hogmug. A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.
I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?
by pentozali May 5, 2014
Get the test rubmug.