Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.

I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.

by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018

Humped

When something absolutely smacks

Bro did you try one of those cookies?

Yeah man, they HUMPED

by corndog5 August 18, 2024

video hump

The act of video chatting with the opposite sex while you both masturbate.

Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2 : Nothing really just video humped Christina.

by Itsalltooeasy December 13, 2016

Hump day

: Wednesday also the toughest day of the week where you may just to hump your partner so they can get through the rest of it

It’s hump day! Can’t wait to come home and get humped the fuck out of till tomorrow!!

by anonymous August 12, 2022

Humping Hanna

When someone believes they’re a dog and dry-humps everything. Their musty crotch leprechaun spreads its juices everywhere.

Hanna Elise is the biggest Humping Hanna I know.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Hump Seizure

the common female or male orgasm or climax

steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight”
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax

by humpseizure September 14, 2018

Hump

Prison term for a non filtered camal cigarette

I was kicking back enjoying a hump.

by ERICWRIGHT075 November 5, 2021