Cabbage

A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.

Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.

by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021

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Backseat cabbage

When you're having sex in a car in the front seat and when the guy gets off he catches it in his hand and throws it in the backseat so no one has to sit in the wet spot.

Yeah I'll give you a ride. Just if you don't mind the backseat cabbage we'll throw a blanket over it or something

by Madam Amanda May 25, 2023

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Cabbage

UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.

That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.

by based001 June 23, 2023

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Cabbage Are Coleslaw

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

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Cabbage

To grab. To get to something quickly.

I am going to cabbage on that deal before she dies

by Zuel1217 May 3, 2025

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The action of stacking: nude men, on top eachother face up, with their wee-wee's sticking up the others anus. This act is preformed on thursdays at 13 AM, outside a hooters that was recently closed due to the manager's wife suing him for his lunch money, and commiting arson in 45 different Costcos, all within the same day and hour.

"Yo did you cabbage yesterday?"

by Ryan the coole June 1, 2025

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