plum my pudding

An instruction to have vaginal intercourse. Usually used during the christmas period along with other classics such as 'hang my baubles', 'deck my halls' and the all time favourite 'father my christmas'
NB A christmas equivalent of the cereal based 'cheeri my o' theme.

"john gave my pudding a good pluming at the office christmas party"
" I asked him to plum my pudding, but he turned me down"

by charrc April 24, 2006

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!

Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

by Darklord185 January 27, 2017

Pudding Dildo Flash Mob

A method that has been used against anti-gay attacks by the WBC to gross them out and make them sick to their stomachs, stifling their spirit.

The idea is to use a large dildo to scoop pudding out of a bowl and eat it.

Some protesters may swirl vanilla into the mix.

I heard the WBC is coming to a school in our area... Let's get a Pudding Dildo Flash Mob together!

by Jnet9102 September 19, 2011

Kansas City pudding rag

a sweaty, shitty rag resembling pudding

it was so hot today i made a kansas city pudding rag when i wiped my ass.

by c & j October 09, 2007

irish pudding

Poop, scat, ect.

"Time to squeeze out a little Irish Pudding."

by Luftwaffles May 25, 2003

too good for rice pudding

When someone, especially a woman, is too good for certain foods- especially average foods- and you just want to abruptly wake the bitch up from slumber and force feed said bitch dog food or spaghettios as criminal revenge

mossism

You never take me to "that" place

I'm too good for rice pudding!

What is this?

always orders out on your dollar- that biatch!

Lindt or Godiva honey! You know better!

by moss82 February 20, 2011

Took the lid off the pudding

Allowing one's ass hole to be licked. In other words the salad telling the user it is ready to be tossed in an oily italian dressing.

Hey Hamoudi, that gay bar was kind of fun last night; but it wasn't until I took the lid off the pudding on Dawoud that shit finally got in hand.

<3 ya,

Omar

by MemCo June 07, 2010