Winnie the pooing

When somebody dips their hand into a jar and eats off their hand like Winnie the Pooh. Often seen with peanut butter jars.

Someone’s been Winnie the pooing this peanut butter you can see finger smears in it.

by Reefer714Madness May 23, 2021

Poo Melter

A poor person whose only belongings are a lighter and their own feces. To survive the cold season, they melt their own poo in yesterdays frying pan still containing some smeary pasta remains.

After the melting process, the fluid gets shock-fried in the near river. After some days of drying, the poo is ready to get burned to generate heat.

Christian: "Hey Albrecht!"
Albrecht: "STFU POO MELTER, get yourself a central heating"

by faglord-thereal June 17, 2012

poo lace

when rushing into the public restroom in a mall, sports stadium etc to piss wicked bad, while pissing/pooing u notice ur shoelace is untied and dragging all over the floor, even stepping on it.

one does not tie a poo lace in fear of pee and fecal matter, one discards poo lace

by RetroThis April 9, 2012

Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

poo riski

The risk gay pornstars take when not using tampons

Too much anal sex can ruin the anal muscles making you prone to leakage

"oops, just shat myself" "dude, that was ultimate poo riski"

by amara is a sex god x June 23, 2012

Meli-Poo

A nickname that is a variant of Melina, for which has more sentiment in its meaning. It is reserved for use only when in a serious relationship with a Melina and where both parties are very comfortable with eachother. Meli-poo should only be used for the most amazing, lovable, and adorable Melina's. If you're ever called Meli-poo, you should feel extremely flattered because calling someone Meli-poo is a symbol that you are the best Melina in their life and they love you, cherish you whole-heartedly, and think that you are the absolute best person ever.

Goodnight and sweet dreams, I love you Meli-Poo.

by Tech.Magic May 5, 2020

Manny Poo

You shit into your hand, then put it into a toilet.

1.There is a lot of crap around the toilet seat, i must manny poo!

2.I don't want diseases in my ass from that disgusting toilet, I think I have to manny poo or shit my pants!

by Benzoids January 27, 2014