canned pork

Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.

That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.

by Ozzy_Oswalt January 14, 2008

cheesy as canned

A phrase referring to the subject discussed as being equal to or lower than the quality of canned cheese. See cheesy

Dude, that joke was cheesy as CANNED.

by khristopher November 13, 2009

Sauce Can

Any alcoholic beverage that comes in a can such as a beer or malt beverage.

He lets get a case of sauce cans for the game tonight.

Toss me a sauce can im thirsty.

by Greentree November 9, 2009

The Soup Can

When you nibble around the entire rim of an asshole and suck the chowder out.

I gave that fag The Soup Can last night, what a queer!

by T.y Durden August 18, 2018

plastic and cans

awesome, sweet, radical, far out, out of this world, da bomb,

Bro, this party is so plastic and cans

by bad bromance May 4, 2010

Can be friends

Can be friends is another way of saying peers

Where are your can be friends

by AnonyVenom November 20, 2020

can slicing

when your at a party and someone leaves the room you take a knife cut a hole in there can and watch them be angry when they try to take a drink

"dude i was can slicing everyones cans and i got kicked out"

by funny elephant December 21, 2008