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British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back
Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you
by anonymous May 14, 2021
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British America

What dumb Americans call The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.
American: "Oh cool, you're from British America!"

British Person: "smh you're taking a piss bruv."
by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024
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British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.
American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."
by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024
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british ten

A person who is considered a 10/10 in attractiveness in the UK, but who would be considered a 6 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many great examples can be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island".
"Did you see the girl Josh got with last night?"
"Yeah, a proper british ten she was"
"innit"
by ShortForDick August 22, 2024
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british ten

A British person, usually female, who is considered a 10/10 on the attractiveness scale in the UK, but would be considered a 6/10 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many prime examples may be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island"
Andy: "That girl is so hot"
Jake: "Nah, she's just a british ten"
by ShortForDick August 22, 2024
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British accent

The way British people speak. The "British" in this word can be replaced with any country or place. (eg. Canadian, Scottish, Sweedish, Russian etc)
Oy, mate! Im learning how to do a British accent!
by Doomkid5 December 3, 2024
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british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary
person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav
by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024
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