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Vanilla childhood

A childhood that was good with out any abuse like mentally, and physical abuse or even emotional things like relationships with family that was brocken, like having divorced parents or simply living poor and not in high middle class or high class parts and not being able to have a lot of privileges as much as other people

( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)
Person 1: "yeah my parents are really nice and they never have abused me in any way and support me for who I am and what I want to do in the future "

Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"

Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("
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Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.
"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."
by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021
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Vanilla Back

nick name for White honky, cracker, slave owner, either legally or illegally in the country. Originated in the mountains of Caucasus.
Go back to where you came from stupid inbreed vanilla back.
by Blue parakeet June 10, 2025
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Vanilla Rush

Similar to Jungle Fever or Curry Fever, but being addicted to white people. You become obsessed with them and want to bang them hard. This most commonly applies to non-white women who have a strong attraction to white men.
Guy 1: Did you see the tits on that white girl?

Guy 2: Yeah dude her tits are huge!!!
Guy 1: I think I got the Vanilla Rush.
by WildKatt4698 September 19, 2023
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the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.
“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”
by gredonglious October 1, 2023
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Vanilla Sugar

Made by putting dried vanilla pods in a container of sugar for baking.
The recipe calls for 40 grams of vanilla sugar.
by Sallawhaldewen January 10, 2021
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Vanilla

The complete opposite of kinky; To be plain In sex
Oh my god! Kensleigh is so vanilla!
by Kensleighisvanilla27 May 18, 2019
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