Text Lag

The phenomenon when you go to send a text, or google something, on your phone and realize that you were already in the middle of some other task that you must finish before texting which leads to another task and then you forget the original task or text. Then you finally send the text a while later.

"Wait, I didn't text you? Oh, sorry, I sometimes get into a Text Lag loop and never catch up."

by Quotidianian August 21, 2012

text life

the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners

teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"

mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."

by neosushisek December 1, 2011

Text Boxing

When a pussy talks shit through text, with no intentions of handling his or her business when approached.

Jr was text boxing last night, but when I caught up to him he caught that pussy.

by Doc Wells May 15, 2014

Text Balls

When a person who has no confidence or courage in the real world, gains the courage to speak their mind when texting.

John's mad at me but he only has the balls to say it to me through text. He has text balls.

by Oh Sigh Wrist December 18, 2011

Texting whore

someone who communicates more frequently via SMS than voice

are you a texting whore? compare your sms count to your call count

by stop that whore April 9, 2012

Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.

Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

-k
-k
-k
-k
-k...etc

by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010

Safe text

Verifying that a text message goes to the right person, as to avoid the humiliation of giving out the wrong information to the wrong person.

Michelle: Did you get my text?

Liz: Um, no. What'd it say?

Michelle: Ugh! I must've sent it to Lisa, then. I was talking about how much I hate her and the fact that she's such a hypocritical ice queen.

Liz: God, Michelle, she's our friend! And I agree, but you definitely should've practiced safe text.

by LiberalArmyWife January 2, 2009